Hot off the griddle, it’s the latest sizzling lunch special from Gritty Press:
GET TEAGUE!, a gritty short story of redneck revenge.
White-trash dimwits Judd and Kurl set out on a drug-fueled mission to track down the man they blame for their addictions — they aim to GET TEAGUE! And they aren’t about to let anyone stop them, until they cross paths with a crusty old mechanic and his baggy full of strange blue powder….
Fans of Elmore Leonard’s bumbling baddies and wise-cracking weirdos will find themselves right at home in this 6,700-word romp as Judd and Kurl lurch their way through their latest escapade, baying at the moon and white-knuckling down the highway to GET TEAGUE!
For a meager 99 cents—that’s two cups of dishwater diner coffee!—find out what these two societal menaces are up to now….